FAQ-
Q: How much will this cost?
A: Nothing! It's free! Freeeeee!
Q: What time am I supposed to get there again?
A: 1pm 1pm 1pm 1pm! DON'T BE LATE!!!
Q: Do I have to have an iPod?
A: Wait- you don't have an iPod yet? That's awesome. We're really proud of you for holding out this long. We suppose that you could burn the MP3 to a CD and bring your portable CD player. If you know a way to burn MP3s to cassettes, you can bring a tape deck! So no- you don't need one, but it's pretty recommended.
Q: I can't find the track on my iPod. Where is it?
A: The track is named "monica's 30th birthday experiment" and the artist and album are both listed as "Monica's Birthday." DO NOT LISTEN TO THE TRACK BEFORE THE EVENT.
Q: Can I listen to the track beforehand?
A: NO. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, LISTEN TO THE MP3 BEFORE THE EVENT. It will ruin your fun. If we find out that you did listen to it, we will publicly deride you for being an asshole. And no one likes derision.
Q: What if I'm late?
A: Then no fun for you! Show up early to avoid just such a catastrophe.
Q: What if I don't press play at exactly the right time?
A: Don't panic. Everything's aiight. We've taken a few seconds of differentiation into account.
Q: What if I accidentally stop the track?
A: We ask that you stop randomly mashing buttons on your MP3 player. Also, flipping the toggle switch over to hold after you've pressed play will help immensely. Also, make sure your MP3 player is all charged up so your battery doesn't die.
Q: I've never met Monica. May I crash her party?
A: Sure! The more the merrier. You don't even have to bring presents (but you totally can). Just bring your iPod (or iPod-like thing), dress up, and have fun!
Q: What should I wear?
A: Monica has requested that attendees dress after the style of their favorite musical act from 1978. Here's a wealth of information to inspire you.
Q: Where do I go in Dolores Park?
A: Check the map on the home page.
Q: What if it's raining?
A: We're hoping and praying that it won't. Previous attempts on our part to control the weather have been somewhat successful, though, and the voodoo weather people are currently saying that it'll be quite nice, and the park will have had several days to dry up.
Q: I have like nine kids and I want to bring them. Is that cool?
A: No! 21 and up, Peoples. Also, please don't come if you're easily offended, or indeed- able to be offended at all. But of course you're not. You live in San Francisco!
Q: I listened to the track!
A: You are an asshole. Don't listen to the track.
Q: What happens after the MP3 thing ends?
A: We're planning on keeping the party going. Plan (if you're into it) on partying for a good long while afterwards. Hell, you're already dressed up, right?
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